Total Medals Earned: 209 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,530 Points
Medals Earned: 10/20 (70/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Reveal the true face of evil!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Medals Earned: 2/52 (10/330 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/190 points)
Complete Mew York
Complete Detrout
Complete El Pawso
Complete Los Angelhiss
Complete Mew York on Expert
Complete Detrout on Expert
Complete El Pawso on Expert
Complete Los Angelhiss on Expert
Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/170 points)
Gravity is no more.
Finish a button level
Die to a spike
Run out of charges
Pass thru a gravity grid
Now they're timed?
Because 2 wasn't enought.
Finish the game.
Die less than 25 times.
Use less than 100 charges
Finish the game in less than 10 minutes.
Finish the game in 5 minutes without dying once.
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!